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I’ll be your d r e a m tonight,

                               your w i s h has come to life.

(Source: noelffisher)

future-mrs-frost:

traumaattack:

future-mrs-frost:

future-mrs-frost:

MY TEACHER LEFT THE CLASSROOM FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AND THIS BOY GOT ON HER COMPUTER, BROUGHT UP PICTURES OF APPLES, AND TALKED ABOUT HOW “A PROTEIN A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY” AND HOW HAVING MORE THAN 12 APPLES IN ONE PLACE IS IMPOSSIBLE

Y’ALL THINK IM PLAYING?!

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CAUSE I

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AINT

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JOKING

This guy is in my class holy crap

then that means you’re in my class, too

blue-eyed-skeleton:

smashedthegnomie:

That last gif….

no but the best part was that, instead of disputing everything Ham said, Bill Nye taught all who were listening about evolution and earth history. While Ham always went “no you’re wrong” Mr. Nye was just “yes yes, but have you guys heard about this-….”

Bill Nye fucking LOVES science and I fucking LOVE Bill Nye

(Source: micdotcom)

sonianeverlime:

danbutt:

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

as a certified Gay i can confirm that all of these are 100% correct

good lord

transjudai:

mmmmblocking out the haters

transjudai:

mmmmblocking out the haters

(Source: jyuudai)

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

(Source: iraffiruse)

solsikkepop:

justspirky:

This is not a photo manipulated picture. This is one of many of our fallen soldiers. Their remains are gathered up and bagged and sold as some merchandise like their lives are some sick joke.
With your help, we can end this disgrace and bring these fallen warriors home to their families instead of placed on shelves.

You know what I’m starting to think you guys aren’t even being sarcastic with this anymore

solsikkepop:

justspirky:

This is not a photo manipulated picture. This is one of many of our fallen soldiers. Their remains are gathered up and bagged and sold as some merchandise like their lives are some sick joke.

With your help, we can end this disgrace and bring these fallen warriors home to their families instead of placed on shelves.

You know what I’m starting to think you guys aren’t even being sarcastic with this anymore

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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scareina:

Everyone, you realize what this means, right?

Caliborn, as Lord English, is just cosplaying his OC.

The OC that he stole, from fanart someone drew.

Fanart that is wearing that coat, because it was seen in the Felt Intermission.

Let that sink in for a moment. Homestuck has actually established a closed paradox loop OUTSIDE OF THE COMIC PROPER.

thecutestofthecute:
"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

thecutestofthecute:

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

(Source: blueberryfoxcake)