jaclcfrost:

wearing your favorite outfit

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

the-caretaker-of-gallifrey:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Florida we just shoot the fucker.

starxapple:

the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell

(Source: reginaa-phalange)

beatdown-strider:

Yeah. So I was driving home from the airport and got the random idea of Eridan as a russian nesting doll.

beatdown-strider:

Yeah. So I was driving home from the airport and got the random idea of Eridan as a russian nesting doll.

das-vadanya:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

if-inconvenient-comeanyway:

king-moriarty-in-the-tardis:

doctor who meme: two quotes [1/2]

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excuse me

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The great sass war

omocat:

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION // 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン

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